Breakfast and Lunch
Served 8am-5pm
Crepes
Served with house potatoes
| Duxelles (We Can’T Say It Either)Mushrooms, onions, and shallots simmered down in butter with swiss and veloute sauce | $8.95 | 
| The Altitude AdjustmentHam, green pepper, onions, scrambled egg, and cheddar | $9.50 | 
| Fool's Gold (to Fooled Again)Tofu, broccoli, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms sauteed with peanut sauce | $8.95 | 
| The Lambada (the Forbidden Dance!)Black olives, tomatoes, onions and cheddar topped with salsa, guacamole and sour cream | $9.50 | 
| The Homer (D’Oh!)Black olives, artichokes, onions, mushrooms, spinach, feta and topped with sour cream | $9.50 | 
| Florentine (D’Oh!)Chicken breast, spinach, mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes, onions, topped with veloute sauce | $9.50 | 
| Breast O’ PestoMarinated breast of chicken, pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, onions and cheddar | $9.50 | 
| Fahgeddaboudit (Think Brooklyn)Breaded eggplant, spinach, mushrooms, onions, mozzarella and crushed walnuts topped with marinara and parmesan | $9.50 | 
| The Foolish CraigBacon, mushrooms, roasted red pepper, onion, house potatoes and topped with eggs and salsa | $9.75 | 
| Fresh Fruit CrepeSeasonal fresh fruit topped with granola and yogurt (sorry, no potatoes) | $9.75 | 
Sides & Appetizers
| House Potatoes or Grits | $2.00 | 
| Bacon, Sausage | $2.95 | 
| Veggie Sausage | $2.95 | 
| Chicken | $0.00 | 
| Apple Sausage | $3.50 | 
| Toast | $1.50 | 
| Fruit Cup | $2.75 | 
| Fruit Bowl | $4.25 | 
| Onion Rings | $2.95 | 
| Two Crepes with Syrup | $3.50 | 
| French FriesLarge size | $2.75 | 
| Small Fries | $2.00 | 
| Sweet Potato Fries | $4.00 | 
| Cheesy Fries | $3.50 | 
| Side Salad | $4.25 | 
| Spinach Artichoke Dip | $6.00 | 
| Warm BrieWith house-made marmalade | $7.00 | 
| Chips and Salsa | $3.00 | 
| Chips, Salsa and House Guacamole | $6.00 | 
Three Egg Omelets
All of our omelets are made with nest fresh cage free eggs Served with house potatoes or grits and fresh baked toast (wheat, rye, baguette or bread-of-the-day, rudi’s gluten free (.60) Egg whites available for 1.50
| Foolish HeartArtichoke hearts, tomatoes and swiss | $8.95 | 
| Greek (It's Zorbalicious)Spinach, black olives, walnuts and feta | $9.50 | 
| The Boulder (We Ran Out of Good Names)Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar and choice of pesto or salsa | $9.50 | 
| Mexicali BluesBlack beans and cheddar topped with guacamole, salsa and sour cream | $9.50 | 
| Fool's ParadiseHam, onions, mushrooms, bell pepper and cheddar | $9.50 | 
Eggs Benedict
Velvety hollandaise, poached nest fresh cage free eggs English muffin or rudi’s gluten free (.60) Served with house potatoes or grits
| Eggs BenedictChoice of ham, bacon, smoked turkey or baby spinach and tomato | $9.50 | 
| Nova Salmon (Lox) Benedict | $10.50 | 
| Crab Cake Benedict | $10.50 | 
| Fried Chicken BenedictSmothered in hollandaise, pork green chili or sausage gravy | $10.50 | 
More Breakfast
(It’s not just for breakfast anymore)
| Two Nest Fresh Cage Free EggsWith toast and potatoes | $6.50 | 
| Tofu ScrambleSpinach, mushrooms, onions and tomatoes sauteed in peanut sauce with or without eggs; served with toast and potatoes or cheesy grits | $9.50 | 
| A Bunch of HooeyHouse potatoes scrambled with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli and eggs; served with toast | $9.50 | 
| Foolish HuevosNo tortillas here. On a crepe, spiced black beans, house potatoes, veggies, cheese, topped with two eggs any style and salsa | $9.50 | 
| Frenchie ToastAll the taste, none of the attitude | $6.50 | 
| Breakfast BurritoEggs and black beans topped with cheddar and smothered in pork green chili served with potatoes | $8.95 | 
| Pan-Fried Salmon and EggsTopped with a dill veloute sauce, with potatoes and toast | $10.95 | 
| Loaded House Potatoes or French FriesCheddar and pork green chili or sausage gravy | $4.50 | 
| Bagel with Lox and Cream CheeseCapers, tomatoes, onions | $7.00 | 
| Bowl of GranolaWith seasonal fruit and yogurt | $7.95 | 
| Bowl of GranolaWith milk | $4.50 | 
Sandwiches
Served on your choice of thick sliced fresh bread (wheat, rye, baguette, or bread of the day or rudi’s gluten free (.60)) with the “works” – lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, mayo and mustard (comes with tortilla chips or pasta salad or french fries for 1.25). Add.85 extra for cheese (cheddar, provolone, pepper jack, mozzarella, or swiss)
| Smoked Turkey, Oven Roasted Turkey, Hot Turkey, or HamAll our deli meats are thinly sliced in-house daily | $7.95 | 
| Hummus CucumberHomemade hummus | $7.95 | 
| Fresh Mozzarella, Tomato and Pesto | $8.50 | 
| Albacore TunaWith grapes and red onions | $8.50 | 
| Chicken SaladWith sun-dried cranberries and walnuts | $8.50 | 
| BLT GuacamoleAs featured on diners, drive-ins and dives | $8.95 | 
Burgers and Hot Sandwiches
Served with French fries
| ½ Lb. HamburgerCertified angus beef, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard. Most people say it is the best burger in town | $9.50 | 
| Santa Fe BurgerPepperjack cheese, salsa, guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion | $11.00 | 
| Farmer's BurgerCheddar, bacon, grilled onions, BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion | $11.00 | 
| Bacon Cucumber Bleu Cheese BurgerHoney dijon, lettuce, tomato, onion, delicious, refreshing | $11.00 | 
| ½ Lb. Buffalo BurgerCheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard | $12.00 | 
| Turkey BurgerSpiced turkey patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard | $9.50 | 
| Southwest Black Bean BurgerHouse made patty with our fresh guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion | $9.50 | 
| ReubenIn-house slow braised certified angus corned beef or smoked turkey, sauerkraut, thousand island, swiss, grilled house rye | $9.50 | 
| Cuban SandwichGrilled slow braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, swiss, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo and mustard | $10.00 | 
| Grilled Chicken ClubHouse guacamole, bacon, swiss, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat bread | $10.50 | 
| Chicken Caesar WrapCrispy chicken, chopped romaine with our homemade caesar dressing, croutons and parmesan | $10.00 | 
| Eggplant Parmesan with SpinachBreaded fried eggplant, sautéed spinach, marinara, mozzarella, house baguette | $9.50 | 
| Philly Steak SandwichThinly sliced sirloin, grilled onions, peppers, mushrooms, smoked provolone, house baguette | $9.50 | 
| Cajun Catfish SandwichThousand island, lettuce, tomato, house baguette | $9.95 | 
Soups & Salads
Huge and homemade, served with freshly baked bread Add grilled chicken breast to any salad for 2.00 Dressings: balsamic vinaigrette, shallot or house vinaigrette, ranch, bleu cheese, 1,000 island
| Homemade Soups | $0.00 | 
| Greek SaladSeasonal greens, tomato, cucumber, feta, kalamata olives, red onions, roasted red peppers, greek vinaigrette | $8.95 | 
| Chef SaladGreen salad with hard-boiled egg, cheddar and choice of ham, turkey, chicken salad, tuna salad, or grilled chicken breast | $8.95 | 
| Caesar SaladCrisp romaine lettuce tossed with our homemade caesar dressing topped with fresh grated parmesan cheese | $8.00 | 
| Seared Salmon SaladMixed greens with grilled asparagus, tomatoes and gorgonzola, tossed with shallot vinaigrette | $11.50 | 
| Spinach Bleu Cheese SaladBaby spinach, seasonal greens, bacon, walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, gorgonzola, mushrooms, red onion and tomatoes with our house vinaigrette | $9.95 | 
| Crispy Chicken SaladSpinach and mixed greens, red onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, topped with crispy chicken tenderloins, gorgonzola cheese and our homemade house vinaigrette | $9.95 | 
Colossal Combinations
| Half Sandwich and Green Salad | $8.50 | 
| Half Sandwich and SoupNot the burgers or hot sandwiches, sorry. | $8.50 | 
| Green Salad and Soup | $7.50 | 
Full Espresso Bar
| Fresh Juices and Sodas | $0.00 | 
Dinner
Served 5pm to close
Starters
| Seared Pork BellyOn a bed of fried brussels sprout leaves, sweet soy | $7.00 | 
| Mussels MariniereGarlic, butter, white wine, tomato, fresh parsley, house baguette | $6.00 | 
| Moules FritesMussels and fries | $7.00 | 
| Butternut Squash LatkesSour cream, mango chutney | $5.00 | 
| Crab and Sweet Corn CakesRoast pineapple peach salsa | $7.00 | 
| French Dip Sliders (2)Au jus, swiss cheese, horseradish aioli | $5.00 | 
| Warm BriePear apple marmalade, toasted baguette | $7.00 | 
| Fried Brussels Sprout LeavesSweet soy | $5.00 | 
| Spinach Artichoke DipArtichoke hearts, spinach, mixed cheeses, toasted baguette | $6.00 | 
| Southwest Spiced CalamariRoasted pineapple peach salsa | $7.00 | 
| Beet and Goat Cheese SaladMixed greens, grape tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette | $6.00 | 
| Mixed Green Dinner Salad | $4.00 | 
| Half Caesar Salad | $5.00 | 
| House Made Soup | $0.00 | 
Entrees
| Grilled Thick Center Cut Pork ChopSweet and smoky dry rub, roasted pineapple peach salsa, fried green beans, garlic smashed potatoes | $16.00 | 
| Almond Crusted Brie Stuffed SalmonWhipped butternut squash, wilted spinach, brussels sprouts, pearl onions, pear apple marmalade | $15.00 | 
| Chicken MarsalaLightly breaded chicken breasts, carrots, pearl onions, button mushrooms, marsala wine sauce, gnocchi | $14.00 | 
| Pan Fried Ruby Red TroutSun-dried tomato and olive tapenade, duxelle mushroom risotto, roasted brussels sprouts | $14.00 | 
| Slow Braised Pulled PorkButternut squash latke, pear apple marmalade, fried green beans, sweet soy | $13.00 | 
| Balsamic Shrimp PenneDuxelle mushrooms, button mushrooms, pearl onions, balsamic cream sauce | $14.00 | 
| Vegetable PlateBeet and goat cheese risotto, wilted spinach, butternut squash latkes | $10.00 | 
Salads
| Caesar SaladCrisp romaine lettuce, house made caesar dressing, croutons, parmesan | $8.00 | 
| Spinach and Toasted Walnut SaladSpinach and mixed greens, mushrooms, bacon, sun-dried cranberries, red onion, gorgonzola, toasted walnuts, champagne vinaigrette | $9.00 | 
| Greek SaladMixed greens, red onion, tomatoes, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, feta, balsamic vinegar, extra virgin olive oil | $9.00 | 
| Seared Salmon SaladMixed greens, feta, sun-dried cranberries, almonds, red onions, shallot vinaigrette | $12.00 | 
| Crispy Chicken SaladSpinach and mixed greens, gorgonzola, tomato, cucumber, red onion, champagne vinaigrette | $10.00 | 
| Sesame Cucumber Salad with ShrimpSauteed shrimp, mixed greens, cucumber, red onion, sesame seeds, fried tortilla strips, sesame orange vinaigrette | $12.00 | 
Crepes
| Chicken Duxelle CrepeFeatured on ddd – grilled chicken, portabella and button mushrooms, garlic, shallots, tomato cream sauce, with garlic smashed potatoes, broccoli | $12.00 | 
| Shrimp Florentine CrepeShrimp, spinach, fresh tomatoes, pearl onions, mushrooms, garlic cream sauce, with garlic smashed potatoes, asparagus | $14.00 | 
| Veggie CrepeMarinated baked tofu, mushroom, onions, tomatoes, spinach, peanut sauce with asparagus, whipped butternut squash | $11.00 | 
| Pesto Chicken CrepeSautéed chicken, onions, sun-dried tomatoes, melted cheddar cheese, pesto, with gnocchi, broccoli | $12.00 | 
Burgers & Sandwiches
Served with french fries and cole slaw
| Pork Belly Kimchi SandwichSeared pork belly, kimchi, onion rings on top, sriracha aioli | $12.00 | 
| French Dip SandwichAu jus, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, horseradish aioli, baguette | $10.00 | 
| Boulder's Best BurgerLettuce, tomato, onion and choice of cheese | $10.00 | 
| Hippie BurgerJalapenos, fried egg, bacon, thousand island, lettuce, tomato, onion | $11.00 | 
| Caribbean Chicken BreastJamaican jerk spiced, pepperjack, mango chutney | $11.00 | 
| Bacon Cucumber Bleu Cheese BurgerHoney dijon, delicious, refreshing | $11.00 | 
| Buffalo Burger1/2 pound bison patty, lettuce, tomato, onion and choice of cheese | $12.00 | 
| Turkey or Veggie BurgerLettuce, tomato, onion and choice of cheese | $9.00 | 
| Grilled Chicken ClubMayo, honey dijon, guacamole, bacon, swiss cheese, house wheat, sweet potato fries | $11.00 | 
| Philly SteakThin sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushroom, bell peppers, smoked provolone, house baguette | $10.00 | 
| ReubenSlow braised corned beef in house or smoked turkey, sauerkraut, thousand island, swiss cheese, grilled house rye | $10.00 | 
| BLT GuacamoleFeatured on ddd – house wheat, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo | $10.00 | 
| Cajun CatfishPan-seared catfish, house baguette, thousand island, lettuce, tomato | $10.00 | 
| Southwest Black Bean BurgerHouse made guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion, sweet potato fries | $10.00 | 
| Stacked VeggieFried eggplant, grilled artichoke hearts, mushrooms, marinara, fresh spinach, house baguette, sweet potato fries | $11.00 | 
White Wine
| House WhitePinot grigio | $0.00 | 
| Sutter Home White ZinfandelBright fruit character, refreshing finish | $0.00 | 
| Pacific Rim Dry Riesling(Washington). Crisp yet lush with hints of lime and apricot | $0.00 | 
| Anakena Sauvignon Blanc (Chile)Passion fruit with hints of melon and minerals | $0.00 | 
| Hob Nob Chardonnay (France)Granny smith apple with hints of almond, hazelnut and honey | $0.00 | 
Red Wine
| House Red | $0.00 | 
| Cupcake Shiraz(Australia). Blackberry jam and creamy chocolate | $0.00 | 
| One Hope Merlot(California). Black cherries and figs. 50% of proceeds go to charity | $0.00 | 
| Tilia Malbec(Argentina). Black raspberry, chocolate and sweet spice | $0.00 | 
| Lost Angel Pinot Noir(California). Silky smooth, full of ripe red and black cherry fruit | $0.00 | 
| Folie a Deux Zinfandel Blend(California). Flavors of black cherry and raspberry | $0.00 | 
| Yalumba Cabernet Sauvignon(Australia). Tastes of cherry, currant and cedar | $0.00 | 
Bottled Beer, Cider, & Lemonade
| Budweiser, Bud Light, Kaliber n.a. | $3.00 | 
| Stella Artois | $4.50 | 
| Dos Equis Lager | $4.50 | 
| Avery IPA | $4.50 | 
| Ellie’s Brown Ale | $4.50 | 
| Cutthroat Porter | $4.50 | 
| Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout | $4.50 | 
| Woodchuck Hard Apple Cider | $4.50 | 
| Oskar Blues G’Knight | $5.50 | 
| Green’s Gluten Free Amber | $0.00 | 
Draft Beer
| O’Dell’s 90 Shilling | $0.00 | 
| Avery White Rascal | $0.00 | 
| Dale’s Pale Ale | $0.00 | 
| New Belgium Abbey | $0.00 | 
Martinis & Such
Ask your server for today’s flavor
| Hendrick’s Gin MartiniSmall batch Scottish gin distilled with a hint of cucumber. A most iconoclastic gin. | $8.00 | 
| Espresso MartiniAbsolut vodka, kahlua and espresso | $8.00 | 
| Absolut Brazilian CosmoAbsolut mango, cranberry juice and citronge | $8.00 | 
| Lemon Drop MartiniAbsolut citron, fresh lemon and sugar | $8.00 | 
| Crop Cucumber MartiniArtisanal flavored vodka distilled from certified organic American grain. Refreshing! | $8.00 | 
Signature Cocktails
| Fool’s FashionedHand wrought cherry orange ice cube, smothered in maker’s mark bourbon with a splash of bitters and soda | $8.00 | 
| The Woo WooAbsolut vodka, peach schnapps and cranberry juice | $7.00 | 
| Farmer’s Market SodaCrop organic cucumber vodka, fresh cucumber, dill, soda and fresh lemon with a splash of carrot juice | $8.00 | 
| St. Germain Gin and TonicSt. Germain liqueur, Hendrick’s gin, tonic and lime | $8.00 | 
| Dark and StormyGosling’s dark rum and gosling’s ginger beer | $7.00 | 
| Black TaiA twist on the dark and stormy adds a Mai-tai flavor with dark rum, pineapple juice, ginger beer and a cherry | $7.00 | 
| Orchard MuleAbsolut pears vodka, gosling's ginger beer and fresh lemon | $7.00 | 
| House Margarita | $6.00 | 
| Coin Style MargaritaChoice of Milagro silver or Espolon reposado with agave nectar, patron citronge and fresh lime juice served perfectly over ice in a rocks glass! | $7.00 | 
| Infused Ketel One Bloody Mary | $6.50 | 
Bourbon & Whiskey
We have selected some of our favorites to share with you here at Foolish Craig’s. Craig likes them with a couple of ice cubes. Jimmy likes them in a Manhattan. Timmy likes them in a Fool’s Fashioned. Mitch likes cheap vodka. Let us know how you like your whiskey and we’ll pour you a drink you’ll love. Try something new, it might become your usual.
| Angel’s Envy Kentucky Straight BourbonFrom Lincoln Henderson (Woodford reserve). Aged 4-6 years in oak then 3-6 additional months in port casks. Subtle vanilla, raisins, maple syrup, toasted nuts, and bitter chocolate, with madeira in the finish. 43.3% abv | $9.00 | 
| Breckenridge BourbonThe natural minerality of Breckenridge snow melt water ensures the luscious mouth-feel, depth of flavor, and long finish. Aged 2-3 years. 43% abv | $9.00 | 
| Dancing Pines BourbonA local Colorado legend. Double pot distilled and matured in small American white oak casks for a smooth character. 44% abv | $8.00 | 
| High West Barreled ManhattanPre‐prohibition recipe of two parts rye whiskey to one part sweet vermouth and two dashes of bitters. Aged in white oak for 90 days. 37% abv | $9.00 | 
| High West Son of Bourye (SOB)The world’s only bourbon / rye marriage. The bourbon is a minimum of 3 years old. Honey, vanilla, fig, spicy citrus fruit and cloves. Finish is long, herbal and spicy. The world’s only bourbon / rye marriage. 46% abv | $8.00 | 
| Maker’s Mark Kentucky Straight BourbonVanilla and spice, roses, plus lime and cocoa beans. Palate of fresh fruit, eucalyptus and ginger cake. Finish of fresh oak and a hint of smoke. 45% abv | $8.00 | 
| Michter’s Small Batch BourbonStone-milled grist and dried fruit. Palate entry is sweet and corny with a dry aroma. Ends with a back note of dried raisins and prunes). 45.7% abv | $10.00 | 
| Peach Street Colorado Straight BourbonAromas of cherry cola, roasted walnuts, a dryish medium-full body with dried tangerine, and vanilla bean. Finishes with a bold, Asian spice. 46% abv | $11.00 | 
| Stranahan’s Colorado WhiskeyVanilla, oak, sweet malty cereal grains and fresh fruits. Full bodied and viscous with honey and orange zest. Burnt woody dryness on the finish. 47% abv | $10.00 | 
| Templeton Small Batch Rye WhiskeyDry, grassy, Christmas spice with caramel, toffee, and butterscotch. Clean and silk smooth. 40% abv | $8.00 | 
Delicious Drinks Made with Organic Coffee
| Jameson’s Irish Coffee | $6.00 | 
| Bailey’s and Coffee | $6.00 | 
Dessert
Crepes served with whipped cream or add ice cream for 1.00
| Crepe Cake of the DayCrepes piled high with delicious fillings – please ask which one is on the menu today | $0.00 | 
| Chocolate Lava CakeWarm with fresh strawberries and strawberry coulis | $6.00 | 
| Cinnful Walnut CrepeCaramelized walnuts with brown sugar and cinnamon | $5.25 | 
| Nutella Chocolate Crepe | $5.25 | 
| Hot Strawberries CrepeWith brown sugar and cinnamon | $5.75 | 
| Hot Strawberries and Nutella Crepe | $5.95 | 
| Almond Peach CrepeSlivered almonds, peaches, brown sugar and cinnamon | $5.95 | 
| Crepe SuzetteA crepe soaked in sweet orange butter and flambéed in orange liqueur | $5.95 | 
| Whole Thing CrepeCinnful walnut with nutella chocolate and banana | $6.25 | 
Espresso & Dessert Wine
| Santa Julia Late Harvest Torrontés | $8.00 | 
| Cafe Au Lait | $2.25 | 
| Graham’s Six Grapes Reserve Port | $8.00 | 
| Latte (Double Shot) | $3.25 | 
| Jameson’s Irish Coffee | $7.00 | 
| Mocha | $3.45 | 
| Bailey’s and Coffee | $6.00 | 
| Hot Chocolate | $0.00 | 
| Coffee | $1.95 | 
| Cappuccino | $2.75 | 
| Double Espresso | $2.00 | 
| Third Street Chai | $3.25 | 
Happy Hour
Monday to Friday 3 – 6 and Sunday 5 – close
| Fries, Onion Rings or Mix | $3.00 | 
| Homemade Hummus and Tortilla Chips | $4.00 | 
| Fried Brussels Sprouts Leaves, Sweet Soy Reduction | $5.00 | 
| Fried Calamari, Peach Salsa | $5.00 | 
| Moules FritesSteamed mussels, white wine, garlic, butter with fries | $6.00 | 
| French Dip Sliders (2) | $4.00 | 
| Spinach Artichoke Dip, House Baguette | $4.00 | 
| Warm Brie, Pear Apple Marmalade, House Baguette | $5.00 | 
| Fried Crab Cakes, Chipotle Tartar | $6.00 | 
| Half Caesar Salad | $4.00 | 
Beer and Such
| Bud and Bud Lite Bottles | $2.00 | 
| Draft BeerO’Dell’s 90 shilling, Hoss rye lager, dale’s pale ale | $3.00 | 
| Well Cocktails | $3.00 | 
| Import and Micro Bottles | $3.00 | 
| House Wines | $4.00 |