Foolish Craig's Cafe

American (New) Breakfast & Brunch Sandwich

Breakfast and Lunch

Served 8am-5pm

Crepes‏

Served with house potatoes

Duxelles (We Can’T Say It Either)

Mushrooms, onions, and shallots simmered down in butter with swiss and veloute sauce
$8.95

The Altitude Adjustment

Ham, green pepper, onions, scrambled egg, and cheddar
$9.50

Fool's Gold (to Fooled Again)

Tofu, broccoli, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms sauteed with peanut sauce
$8.95

The Lambada (the Forbidden Dance!)

Black olives, tomatoes, onions and cheddar topped with salsa, guacamole and sour cream
$9.50

The Homer (D’Oh!)

Black olives, artichokes, onions, mushrooms, spinach, feta and topped with sour cream
$9.50

Florentine (D’Oh!)

Chicken breast, spinach, mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes, onions, topped with veloute sauce
$9.50

Breast O’ Pesto

Marinated breast of chicken, pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, onions and cheddar
$9.50

Fahgeddaboudit (Think Brooklyn)

Breaded eggplant,‏ spinach, mushrooms, onions, mozzarella and crushed walnuts topped with marinara and parmesan
$9.50

The Foolish Craig

Bacon, mushrooms, roasted red pepper, onion, house potatoes and topped with eggs and salsa
$9.75

Fresh Fruit Crepe

Seasonal fresh fruit topped with granola and yogurt (sorry, no potatoes)
$9.75

Sides & Appetizers

House Potatoes or Grits

$2.00

Bacon, Sausage

$2.95

Veggie Sausage

$2.95

Chicken

$0.00

Apple Sausage

$3.50

Toast

$1.50

Fruit Cup

$2.75

Fruit Bowl

$4.25

Onion Rings

$2.95

Two Crepes with Syrup

$3.50

French Fries

Large size
$2.75

Small Fries

$2.00

Sweet Potato Fries

$4.00

Cheesy Fries

$3.50

Side Salad

$4.25

Spinach Artichoke Dip

$6.00

Warm Brie

With house-made marmalade
$7.00

Chips and Salsa

$3.00

Chips, Salsa and House Guacamole

$6.00

Three Egg Omelets‏

All of our omelets are made with nest fresh cage free eggs Served with house potatoes or grits and fresh baked toast (wheat, rye, baguette or bread-of-the-day, rudi’s gluten free (.60) Egg whites available for 1.50

Foolish Heart

Artichoke hearts, tomatoes and swiss
$8.95

Greek (It's Zorbalicious)

Spinach, black olives, walnuts and feta
$9.50

The Boulder (We Ran Out of Good Names)

Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar and choice of pesto or salsa
$9.50

Mexicali Blues

Black beans and cheddar topped with guacamole, salsa and sour cream
$9.50

Fool's Paradise

Ham, onions, mushrooms, bell pepper and cheddar
$9.50

Eggs Benedict

Velvety hollandaise, poached nest fresh cage free eggs English muffin or rudi’s gluten free (.60) Served with house potatoes or grits

Eggs Benedict

Choice of ham, bacon, smoked turkey or baby spinach and tomato
$9.50

Nova Salmon (Lox) Benedict

$10.50

Crab Cake Benedict

$10.50

Fried Chicken Benedict

Smothered in hollandaise, pork green chili or sausage gravy
$10.50

More Breakfast‏

(It’s not just for breakfast anymore)

Two Nest Fresh Cage Free Eggs

With toast and potatoes
$6.50

Tofu Scramble

Spinach, mushrooms, onions and tomatoes sauteed in peanut sauce with or without eggs; served with toast and potatoes or cheesy grits
$9.50

A Bunch of Hooey

House potatoes scrambled with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli and eggs; served with toast
$9.50

Foolish Huevos

No tortillas here. On a crepe, spiced black beans, house potatoes, veggies, cheese, topped with two eggs any style and salsa
$9.50

Frenchie Toast

All the taste, none of the attitude
$6.50

Breakfast Burrito

Eggs and black beans topped with cheddar and smothered in pork green chili served with potatoes
$8.95

Pan-Fried Salmon and Eggs

Topped with a dill veloute sauce, with potatoes and toast
$10.95

Loaded House Potatoes or French Fries

Cheddar and pork green chili or sausage gravy
$4.50

Bagel with Lox and Cream Cheese

Capers, tomatoes, onions
$7.00

Bowl of Granola

With seasonal fruit and yogurt
$7.95

Bowl of Granola

With milk
$4.50

Sandwiches

Served on your choice of thick sliced fresh bread (wheat, rye, baguette, or bread of the day or rudi’s gluten free (.60)) with the “works” – lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, mayo and mustard (comes with tortilla chips or pasta salad or french fries for 1.25). Add.85 extra for cheese (cheddar, provolone, pepper jack, mozzarella, or swiss)

Smoked Turkey, Oven Roasted Turkey, Hot Turkey, or Ham

All our deli meats are thinly sliced in-house daily
$7.95

Hummus Cucumber

Homemade hummus
$7.95

Fresh Mozzarella, Tomato and Pesto

$8.50

Albacore Tuna

With grapes and red onions
$8.50

Chicken Salad

With sun-dried‏ cranberries and walnuts
$8.50

BLT Guacamole

As featured on diners, drive-ins and dives
$8.95

Burgers and Hot Sandwiches‏

Served with French fries

½ Lb. Hamburger

Certified angus beef, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard. Most people say it is the best burger in town
$9.50

Santa Fe Burger

Pepperjack cheese, salsa, guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion
$11.00

Farmer's Burger

Cheddar, bacon, grilled onions, BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion
$11.00

Bacon Cucumber Bleu Cheese Burger

Honey dijon, lettuce, tomato, onion, delicious, refreshing
$11.00

½ Lb. Buffalo Burger

Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard
$12.00

Turkey Burger

Spiced turkey patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard
$9.50

Southwest Black Bean Burger

House made patty with our fresh guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion
$9.50

Reuben

In-house slow braised certified angus corned beef or smoked turkey, sauerkraut, thousand island, swiss, grilled house rye
$9.50

Cuban Sandwich

Grilled slow braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, swiss, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo and mustard
$10.00

Grilled Chicken Club

House guacamole, bacon, swiss, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat bread
$10.50

Chicken Caesar Wrap

Crispy chicken, chopped romaine with our homemade caesar dressing, croutons and parmesan
$10.00

Eggplant Parmesan with Spinach

Breaded fried eggplant, sautéed spinach, marinara, mozzarella, house baguette
$9.50

Philly Steak Sandwich

Thinly sliced sirloin, grilled onions, peppers, mushrooms, smoked provolone, house baguette
$9.50

Cajun Catfish Sandwich

Thousand island, lettuce, tomato, house baguette
$9.95

Soups & Salads

Huge and homemade, served with freshly baked bread Add grilled chicken breast to any salad for 2.00 Dressings: balsamic vinaigrette, shallot or house vinaigrette, ranch, bleu cheese, 1,000 island

Homemade Soups

$0.00

Greek Salad

Seasonal greens, tomato, cucumber, feta, kalamata olives, red onions, roasted red peppers, greek vinaigrette
$8.95

Chef Salad

Green salad with hard-boiled egg, cheddar and choice of ham, turkey, chicken salad, tuna salad, or grilled chicken breast
$8.95

Caesar Salad

Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with our homemade caesar dressing topped with fresh grated parmesan cheese
$8.00

Seared Salmon Salad

Mixed greens with grilled asparagus, tomatoes and gorgonzola, tossed with shallot vinaigrette
$11.50

Spinach Bleu Cheese Salad

Baby spinach, seasonal greens, bacon, walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, gorgonzola, mushrooms, red onion and tomatoes with our house vinaigrette
$9.95

Crispy Chicken Salad

Spinach and mixed greens, red onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, topped with crispy chicken tenderloins, gorgonzola cheese and our homemade house vinaigrette
$9.95

Colossal Combinations‏

Half Sandwich and Green Salad

$8.50

Half Sandwich and Soup

Not the burgers or hot sandwiches, sorry.
$8.50

Green Salad and Soup

$7.50

Full Espresso Bar

Fresh Juices and Sodas

$0.00

Dinner

Served 5pm to close

Starters‏

Seared Pork Belly

On a bed of fried brussels sprout leaves, sweet soy
$7.00

Mussels Mariniere

Garlic, butter, white wine, tomato, fresh parsley, house baguette
$6.00

Moules Frites

Mussels and fries
$7.00

Butternut Squash Latkes

Sour cream, mango chutney
$5.00

Crab and Sweet Corn Cakes

Roast pineapple peach salsa
$7.00

French Dip Sliders (2)

Au jus, swiss cheese, horseradish aioli
$5.00

Warm Brie

Pear apple marmalade, toasted baguette
$7.00

Fried Brussels Sprout Leaves

Sweet soy‏
$5.00

Spinach Artichoke Dip

Artichoke hearts, spinach, mixed cheeses, toasted baguette
$6.00

Southwest Spiced Calamari

Roasted pineapple peach salsa
$7.00

Beet and Goat Cheese Salad

Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette
$6.00

Mixed Green Dinner Salad

$4.00

Half Caesar Salad

$5.00

House Made Soup

$0.00

Entrees

Grilled Thick Center Cut Pork Chop

Sweet and smoky dry rub, roasted pineapple peach salsa, fried green beans, garlic smashed potatoes
$16.00

Almond Crusted Brie Stuffed Salmon

Whipped butternut squash, wilted spinach, brussels sprouts, pearl onions, pear apple marmalade
$15.00

Chicken Marsala

Lightly breaded chicken breasts, carrots, pearl onions, button mushrooms, marsala wine sauce, gnocchi
$14.00

Pan Fried Ruby Red Trout

Sun-dried tomato and olive tapenade, duxelle mushroom risotto, roasted brussels sprouts
$14.00

Slow Braised Pulled Pork

Butternut squash latke, pear apple marmalade, fried green beans, sweet soy
$13.00

Balsamic Shrimp Penne

Duxelle mushrooms, button mushrooms, pearl onions, balsamic cream sauce
$14.00

Vegetable Plate

Beet and goat cheese risotto, wilted spinach, butternut squash latkes
$10.00

Salads‏

Caesar Salad

Crisp romaine lettuce, house made caesar dressing, croutons, parmesan
$8.00

Spinach and Toasted Walnut Salad

Spinach and mixed greens, mushrooms, bacon, sun-dried cranberries, red onion, gorgonzola, toasted walnuts, champagne vinaigrette
$9.00

Greek Salad

Mixed greens, red onion, tomatoes, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, feta, balsamic vinegar, extra virgin olive oil
$9.00

Seared Salmon Salad

Mixed greens, feta, sun-dried cranberries, almonds, red onions, shallot vinaigrette
$12.00

Crispy Chicken Salad

Spinach and mixed greens, gorgonzola, tomato, cucumber, red onion, champagne vinaigrette
$10.00

Sesame Cucumber Salad with Shrimp

Sauteed shrimp, mixed greens, cucumber, red onion, sesame seeds, fried tortilla strips, sesame orange vinaigrette
$12.00

Crepes

Chicken Duxelle Crepe

Featured on ddd – grilled chicken, portabella and button mushrooms, garlic, shallots, tomato cream sauce, with garlic smashed potatoes, broccoli
$12.00

Shrimp Florentine Crepe

Shrimp, spinach, fresh tomatoes, pearl onions, mushrooms, garlic cream sauce, with garlic smashed potatoes, asparagus
$14.00

Veggie Crepe

Marinated baked tofu, mushroom, onions, tomatoes, spinach, peanut sauce with asparagus, whipped butternut squash
$11.00

Pesto Chicken Crepe

Sautéed chicken, onions, sun-dried tomatoes, melted cheddar cheese, pesto, with gnocchi, broccoli
$12.00

Burgers & Sandwiches‏

Served with french fries and cole slaw

Pork Belly Kimchi Sandwich

Seared pork belly, kimchi, onion rings on top, sriracha aioli
$12.00

French Dip Sandwich

Au jus, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, horseradish aioli, baguette
$10.00

Boulder's Best Burger

Lettuce, tomato, onion and choice of cheese
$10.00

Hippie Burger

Jalapenos, fried egg, bacon, thousand island, lettuce, tomato, onion
$11.00

Caribbean Chicken Breast

Jamaican jerk spiced, pepperjack, mango chutney
$11.00

Bacon Cucumber Bleu Cheese Burger

Honey dijon,‏ delicious, refreshing
$11.00

Buffalo Burger

1/2 pound bison patty, lettuce, tomato, onion and choice of cheese
$12.00

Turkey or Veggie Burger

Lettuce, tomato, onion and choice of cheese
$9.00

Grilled Chicken Club

Mayo, honey dijon, guacamole, bacon, swiss cheese, house wheat, sweet potato fries
$11.00

Philly Steak

Thin sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushroom, bell peppers, smoked provolone, house baguette
$10.00

Reuben

Slow braised corned beef in house or smoked turkey, sauerkraut, thousand island, swiss cheese, grilled house rye
$10.00

BLT Guacamole

Featured on ddd – house wheat, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo
$10.00

Cajun Catfish

Pan-seared catfish, house baguette, thousand island, lettuce, tomato
$10.00

Southwest Black Bean Burger

House made guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion, sweet potato fries
$10.00

Stacked Veggie

Fried eggplant, grilled artichoke hearts, mushrooms, marinara, fresh spinach, house baguette, sweet potato fries
$11.00

White Wine‏

House White

Pinot grigio
$0.00

Sutter Home White Zinfandel

Bright fruit character, refreshing finish
$0.00

Pacific Rim Dry Riesling

(Washington). Crisp yet lush with hints of lime and apricot
$0.00

Anakena Sauvignon Blanc (Chile)

Passion fruit with hints of melon and minerals
$0.00

Hob Nob Chardonnay (France)

Granny smith apple with hints of almond, hazelnut and honey
$0.00

Red Wine

House Red

$0.00

Cupcake Shiraz

(Australia). Blackberry jam and creamy chocolate
$0.00

One Hope Merlot

(California). Black cherries and figs. 50% of proceeds go to charity
$0.00

Tilia Malbec

(Argentina). Black‏ raspberry, chocolate and sweet spice
$0.00

Lost Angel Pinot Noir

(California). Silky smooth, full of ripe red and black cherry fruit
$0.00

Folie a Deux Zinfandel Blend

(California). Flavors of black cherry and raspberry
$0.00

Yalumba Cabernet Sauvignon

(Australia). Tastes of cherry, currant and cedar
$0.00

Bottled Beer, Cider, & Lemonade‏

Budweiser, Bud Light, Kaliber n.a.

$3.00

Stella Artois

$4.50

Dos Equis Lager

$4.50

Avery IPA

$4.50

Ellie’s Brown Ale

$4.50

Cutthroat Porter

$4.50

Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout

$4.50

Woodchuck Hard Apple Cider

$4.50

Oskar Blues G’Knight

$5.50

Green’s Gluten Free Amber

$0.00

Draft Beer

O’Dell’s 90 Shilling

$0.00

Avery White Rascal

$0.00

Dale’s Pale Ale

$0.00

New Belgium Abbey

$0.00

Martinis & Such‏

Ask your server for today’s flavor

Hendrick’s Gin Martini

Small batch Scottish gin distilled with a hint of cucumber. A most iconoclastic gin.
$8.00

Espresso Martini

Absolut vodka, kahlua and espresso
$8.00

Absolut Brazilian Cosmo

Absolut mango, cranberry juice and citronge
$8.00

Lemon Drop Martini

Absolut citron, fresh lemon and sugar
$8.00

Crop Cucumber Martini

Artisanal flavored vodka distilled from certified organic American grain. Refreshing!
$8.00

Signature Cocktails

Fool’s Fashioned

Hand wrought cherry orange ice cube, smothered in maker’s mark bourbon with a splash of bitters and soda
$8.00

The Woo Woo

Absolut vodka, peach schnapps and cranberry juice
$7.00

Farmer’s Market Soda

Crop organic cucumber vodka, fresh cucumber, dill, soda and fresh lemon with a splash of carrot juice
$8.00

St. Germain Gin and Tonic

St. Germain liqueur, Hendrick’s gin, tonic and lime
$8.00

Dark and Stormy

Gosling’s dark rum and gosling’s ginger beer
$7.00

Black Tai

A twist on the dark and stormy adds a Mai-tai flavor with dark rum, pineapple juice, ginger beer and a cherry
$7.00

Orchard Mule

Absolut pears vodka, gosling's ginger beer and fresh lemon
$7.00

House Margarita

$6.00

Coin Style Margarita

Choice of Milagro silver or Espolon reposado with agave nectar, patron citronge and fresh lime juice served perfectly over ice in a rocks glass!
$7.00

Infused Ketel One Bloody Mary

$6.50

Bourbon & Whiskey‏

We have selected some of our favorites to share with you here at Foolish Craig’s. Craig likes them with a couple of ice cubes. Jimmy likes them in a Manhattan. Timmy likes them in a Fool’s Fashioned. Mitch likes cheap vodka. Let us know how you like your whiskey and we’ll pour you a drink you’ll love. Try something new, it might become your usual.

Angel’s Envy Kentucky Straight Bourbon

From Lincoln Henderson (Woodford reserve). Aged 4-6 years in oak then 3-6 additional months in port casks. Subtle vanilla, raisins, maple syrup, toasted nuts, and bitter chocolate, with madeira in the finish. 43.3% abv
$9.00

Breckenridge Bourbon

The natural minerality of Breckenridge snow melt water ensures the luscious mouth-feel, depth of flavor, and long finish. Aged 2-3 years. 43% abv
$9.00

Dancing Pines Bourbon

A local Colorado legend. Double pot distilled and matured in small American white oak casks for a smooth character. 44% abv
$8.00

High West Barreled Manhattan

Pre‐prohibition recipe of two parts rye whiskey to one part sweet vermouth and two dashes of bitters. Aged in white oak for 90 days. 37% abv
$9.00

High West Son of Bourye (SOB)

The world’s only bourbon / rye marriage. The bourbon is a minimum of 3 years old. Honey, vanilla, fig, spicy citrus fruit and cloves. Finish is long, herbal and spicy. The world’s only bourbon / rye marriage. 46% abv
$8.00

Maker’s Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon

Vanilla and spice, roses, plus lime and cocoa beans. Palate of fresh fruit, eucalyptus and ginger cake. Finish of fresh oak and a hint of smoke. 45% abv
$8.00

Michter’s Small Batch Bourbon

Stone-milled grist and dried fruit. Palate entry is sweet and corny with a dry aroma. Ends with a back note of dried raisins and prunes). 45.7% abv
$10.00

Peach Street Colorado Straight Bourbon

Aromas of cherry cola, roasted walnuts, a dryish medium-full body with dried tangerine, and vanilla bean. Finishes with a bold, Asian spice. 46% abv
$11.00

Stranahan’s Colorado Whiskey

Vanilla, oak, sweet malty cereal grains and fresh fruits. Full bodied and viscous with honey and orange zest. Burnt woody dryness on the finish. 47% abv
$10.00

Templeton Small Batch Rye Whiskey

Dry, grassy,‏ Christmas spice with caramel, toffee, and butterscotch. Clean and silk smooth. 40% abv
$8.00

Delicious Drinks Made with Organic Coffee

Jameson’s Irish Coffee

$6.00

Bailey’s and Coffee

$6.00

Dessert

Crepes served with whipped cream or add ice cream for 1.00

Crepe Cake of the Day

Crepes piled high with delicious fillings – please ask which one is on the menu today
$0.00

Chocolate Lava Cake

Warm with fresh strawberries and strawberry coulis
$6.00

Cinnful Walnut Crepe

Caramelized walnuts with brown sugar and cinnamon
$5.25

Nutella Chocolate Crepe

$5.25

Hot Strawberries Crepe

With brown sugar and cinnamon
$5.75

Hot Strawberries and Nutella Crepe

$5.95

Almond Peach Crepe

Slivered almonds, peaches, brown sugar and cinnamon
$5.95

Crepe Suzette

A crepe soaked in sweet orange butter and flambéed in orange liqueur
$5.95

Whole Thing Crepe

Cinnful walnut with nutella chocolate and banana
$6.25

Espresso & Dessert Wine‏

Santa Julia Late Harvest Torrontés

$8.00

Cafe Au Lait

$2.25

Graham’s Six Grapes Reserve Port

$8.00

Latte (Double Shot)

$3.25

Jameson’s Irish Coffee

$7.00

Mocha

$3.45

Bailey’s and Coffee

$6.00

Hot Chocolate

$0.00

Coffee

$1.95

Cappuccino

$2.75

Double Espresso

$2.00

Third Street Chai

$3.25

Happy Hour

Monday to Friday 3 – 6 and Sunday 5 – close

Fries, Onion Rings or Mix

$3.00

Homemade Hummus and Tortilla Chips

$4.00

Fried Brussels Sprouts Leaves, Sweet Soy Reduction

$5.00

Fried Calamari, Peach Salsa

$5.00

Moules Frites

Steamed mussels, white wine, garlic, butter with fries
$6.00

French Dip Sliders (2)

$4.00

Spinach Artichoke Dip, House Baguette

$4.00

Warm Brie, Pear Apple Marmalade, House Baguette

$5.00

Fried Crab Cakes, Chipotle Tartar

$6.00

Half Caesar Salad

$4.00

Beer and Such‏

Bud and Bud Lite Bottles

$2.00

Draft Beer

O’Dell’s 90 shilling, Hoss rye lager, dale’s pale ale
$3.00

Well Cocktails

$3.00

Import and Micro Bottles

$3.00

House Wines

$4.00